With The Academy Awards “Oscars” being handed out tomorrow, the awards show that precedes it is The Golden Raspberry Awards that celebrates the Worst that the film industry offered up in the previous year. As the winners of these losers was already lined out as I sipped the morning coffee I am sharing them with you all to help properly start your day with the films that you should probably avoid.
WORST PICTURE WINNER – Blonde
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning
The King’s Daughter
Morbius
The Press Release:
Leading the pack of cinematic mongrels with 8 nominations for the 43rd Annual Razzie® Awards is Blonde, which movie-goers liked even less than critics did. Called a “biopic that’s not a biopic,” by its makers, it “explores” the exploitation of Marilyn Monroe…by continuing to exploit her posthumously. In addition to Worst Picture, it’s up for Worst Screenplay and Worst Director, both by Andrew Dominik, whose work here says more about him than it does about his subject. Copping 7 dings is Good Mourning, a laugh-free stoner comedy achieving the rare feat of scoring a perfect ZERO on Rotten Tomatoes. The year’s most ridiculed movie, Morbius (with Worst Actor nominee Jared Leto in the title role) collected five nods. Disney’s wholly unnecessary (and oddly creepy) live action/CGI remake of Pinocchio pulled our voters’ strings to make it into six categories. Taking the pole position for Worst Supporting Actor is 2022’s most widely derided performance, Tom Hanks’ latex-laden, ludicrously accented portrayal of Col. Tom Parker in the otherwise critically acclaimed Elvis. A complete list of nominees is included below. The Official 43rd Razzie Nominations Video can be watched on the RazzieChannel.
The 43rd Razzie “Winners” will be unveiled on “Oscar Eve” – Saturday, March 11th.
WORST PICTURE
Blonde
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning
The King’s Daughter
Morbius
Hey there my friends and we are back once again on the topic of the Golden Raspberry Awards. I’m here today to share the winners from this pack of losers and wow how the world has changed since we last were discussing this bit of information. The new Coronavirus Pandemic is finding cancellations and postponements of many events and large gatherings and since its too early to tell how long this will be the case, I can only say that you stay tuned to your local news channels. I’ll close out with some more opinion after the rundown so please take a look.
Worst Picture: WINNER – Cats (Universal) – Debra Hayward, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, and Tom Hooper
The Fanatic (Quiver) – Daniel Grodnik, Oscar Generale, and Bill Kenwright
The Haunting of Sharon Tate (Saban) – Lucas Jarach, Daniel Farrands, and Eric Brenner
A Madea Family Funeral (Lionsgate) – Ozzie Areu, Will Areu, and Mark E. Swinton
Rambo: Last Blood (Lionsgate) – Avi Lerner, Kevin King Templeton, Yariv Lerner, and Les Weldon
Greetings my fine-feathered readership, it’s time to showcase some of the cinema suckage with you as the 40th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards nominations have been announced. As many of you know, while The Oscars, the Emmy’s and the Golden Globes celebrate the greats, it’s the job of The Razzies to focus on the godawful. Let’s take a look.
Worst Picture:
Cats (Universal) – Debra Hayward, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, and Tom Hooper
The Fanatic (Quiver) – Daniel Grodnik, Oscar Generale, and Bill Kenwright
The Haunting of Sharon Tate (Saban) – Lucas Jarach, Daniel Farrands, and Eric Brenner
A Madea Family Funeral (Lionsgate) – Ozzie Areu, Will Areu, and Mark E. Swinton
Rambo: Last Blood (Lionsgate) – Avi Lerner, Kevin King Templeton, Yariv Lerner, and Les Weldon
As you know we just love doing the award show nominations and winners circle rundowns here on “The Chronicles of Piercing Ken” and while so many of these are celebrating the best of the best, the folks over at the Golden Raspberry’s are focused on the worst of them all. Today I’m back to line out the winners of the 39th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards that were just recently announced. Let’s take a look at who took home this award.
Worst Picture:
Gotti
The Happytime Murders WINNER – Holmes & Watson
Robin Hood
Winchester
